Tue, 18 March 2008 Louisville Suckerpunch (the LAST episode that will be on this feed, to hear the rest, head on over to 118migration.com) Comments[128] |
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Sun, 2 March 2008 Part 2 of One Eighteen: Migration.... Find out more at 118migration.com Comments[126] |
Sat, 3 February 2007 Show Notes: Jake from Just Not Right starts us off. A Podcasting First Panic at the Disco "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage" Courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network A Very Special Message from the RIAA Ice Cream and Palsy Mel Gibson's Newest Biblical Epic Sometimes Nookie Goes Bad Diva Calls in Again (With Her Hot Voice) You Never Spit on a Man's Jesus Endgame Promo for the Final Episode of Pickle Tales "Battle of the Podcast Stars" Comments[104] |
Fri, 19 January 2007 Show Notes: Intro "Glass Danse" by the Faint The Pornography Ditch The Legend of Jango Stevens Smartbomb.com Helps Keep your Wife Happy! Sneaking in and the Befouled VCR "The Trojan Bore"Bobby Anderson's Book Report on "The Odyssey" I've Seen Diva's Backside Endgame Bonus Comments[19] |
Sat, 30 December 2006 Welcome to the last episode of Smart Bomb Radio of the new year! Terrible apartments, insane bomb techs, and great music, what more could you ask for? Show Notes: Tamales! "Single Man's Lament" by Matthew Ebel (Courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network) Burning Cars and Transvestites "Ready to Blow" Completely Clueless" by Laurence Simon of the 100 Word Stories Podcast Larry Mason, You Sold Me Fake Crack! "Someone is Crazy" by Jonathan Coulton Voicemails from "The Awful Show" Endgame Comments[18] |
Sun, 24 December 2006 "The Update Before Christmas" Featuring the voices of 30+ members of the Podcast Pickle and "Santa and the PS3's" a story about the real reason why there is a Playstation 3 shortage. If you've listened to both of these pieces before on the "Pickle Tales" feed, feel free to skip this one! Merry Christmas, and other assorted holidays. -Will Comments[14] |
Sun, 10 December 2006 This show ended up having a lot of sketches about monsters and evil. COOL! Show Notes: Cthulhu Claus Intro The Faint "Agenda Suicide" Courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network NPR Versus the Zombies Nerraux from the Awful Show calls in to hit on my wife; She and Chris Wiig Respond A Lesser Evil Christian Haunton tells us about his most expensive ticket ever. Richard Cheese with a cover of "Nookie/Break Stuff" Stewart calls again!!! Hurray! Endgame Comments[16] |
Sat, 2 December 2006 Hey Kids, Science in Fun-damental and non-science is the most fun of all! Join Will and the gang as they explore intelligent design, strange rescue breathing techniques, Lovecraftian Asteroids and more on episode 15 of Smart Bomb Radio! Show Notes: Jinx, You're Gay! Intro American Educational Films Presents: Intelligent Design! (Click here to see the older, video version of this bit) Bright Eyes "Take it Easy (Love Nothing)" Courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Losing a Buzz, Saving a Life What Happens when Will Writes Children's Stories "The Abominations of Asteroid Hastur" Fred Durst PSA Part Three of Drunken Genesis Endgame (Outtakes and Promo for "Pickle Tales: Battle of the Podcast Stars" to follow) Comments[25] |
Sun, 26 November 2006 Some weeks feel like years, and this last one was a doozy. Mistakes were made (big ones) turkeys were consumed (medium ones) and new drinks were created (delicious ones.) Our voicemail here is 206-666-6100, so send us your messages of love in this glorious holiday season. Show Notes: The Nation's Number One Preventable Health Risk. Smart Bomb Radio is on time? WTF!? Killola "Appetite" Courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network The Final Mac Versus PC Spoof. Pour a 40 on the curb for them. Part Two of My Wife, Drunk, Reading the Bible. The Terrifying Tale of King Bradley, and His House Full of Demon... with an Uzi. Jonathan Coulton "Big Bad World One" On Gas Efficiency, RE: Apocalypse Survival Voicemail Endgame Comments[25] |
Sat, 18 November 2006 I quit my job and the one upside of that means Smart Bomb Radio will be on TIME! Actually there are many, many upsides to that. Countless upsides. But I've made you all wait too long, let's rock this bitch. P.S. HI MEL AND JASON!!!! (WAVES!!!!) Show Notes: Podcast Sellout I Haven't Podcaded Matthew Ebel "This Too Shall Pass" (courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network) Mac Versus Woman Don't Get Kanji Tattoos Unless You Know What They Say Barfly, Pickle Tales, and My Story "The Helpful Dead" They Might Be Giants "Am I Awake" (courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network) My Drunken Wife Reads From the Bible Calls Calls Calls, Calls from the Stewart! (Sorry Jen and Corey, I ripped ya off) Endgame Comments[21] |
Sun, 22 October 2006 Show Notes: Outtakes Who would you Suckerpunch French Films, Japanese Ghosts and Rambling How Lazy is Will George W. Bush is Alister Crowley's Grandchild? WTF? Mark Foley and Wholely Inappropriate Comments Endgame Comments[18] |
Sat, 14 October 2006 Show Notes: Sesame Street Presents: The Signs of Brain Cancer Jake from Just Not Right brings us in. Showjacked! Roboflow by Omaha Natives Pomeroy Sherlock Holmes in "A Date with a Secretary" Actresses faceplanting, the teachers pot and fat kid double dutch. Dan from the Love Long and Prosper Podcast drunk dials us and Christian and Chris explain the three rules of drunk dialing. "Jerry Bruckheimer's The Sneetches" Twilight from Twilight and Thebes Show Talks Guns, and inexpensive oral sex. The team agrees that she sounds hot. The Rebound by Pomeroy Diaper Butt Man Panties: Will's wife and friends brutally assault his wardrobe. Sherlock Holmes in "The Museum Curators Shame" Mikey from Public Nuisance Radio gives an update from PME, which somehow turns into a discussion of wills porn habits Barely from Barely Podcasting calls in talking wet brides dress contests and hooker trading cards. He leaves out vital information. Pomeroy covers "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" Sherlock Holmes in "The Fiendish Revenge of Dr. Moriarty" Stewart calls in to talk about how we degenerative women. What that means we do not know. But we suspect that Grammar Girl would kick this man very hard, and we want to hear his calls again. Endgame. Comments[17] |
Sat, 30 September 2006 Mac VS PC Weddings, Glitter Attacks, and Las Vegas Lemon Demon - "What Will Happen Will Happen" Wilford Brimley Hates your Diabetes Machine Guns, and Loans Lemon Demon - "Kitten is Angry" Calls: Mikey from Public Nuisance Radio Stalker Talk Twilight from Twilight and Thebes Strippers Revisited, and Baby Names Endgame Comments[17] |
Sat, 9 September 2006 Ok, so I'm a little late! Like a month late. Skepticality was gone way longer then me so you guys need to get off my back! Anyhow, new show, new Co-Host, and the story of my batchelor party. Here is the fun drinking game. I say I won't name names at the begining of the show. Take a shot every time I blow this. Show Notes: Cthulu is my Co-Pilot Co-Hosts Don't Know They're Not on the Radio The Dresden Dolls - "Coin Operated Boy" Trent, the Pint Sized God of Lazer Tag Dr. Shoes Famous Gel Inserts Domination of Hot Asian Girls Causes Conflict Cumalus - "Still Focused" Drinking in Cars is not Recomended Historical Double Entendres Presents... The Dirtiest Strip Club in all the Land Jeffery Vargo - "I Love Merica" Hot Strippers, Smart Strippers, Crazy Strippers, and Cousin Andrew Air Bud - Hostage Negotiator Endgame - "Straighten up and Fly Right" and "Beyond the Sea" Courtesy of Gabardine Swing Gun reload sound effect from "Dr. Shoes" created by Destron from the Free Sound Project at http://freesound.ius.upf.edu/ Comments[17] |
Mon, 14 August 2006 Comments[15] |
Thu, 10 August 2006 I'm on a cruise right now. The air is warm, the drinks are cold, and my pasty, midwestern skin is burning like a strip of bacon on a sizzling frying pan. Adventures will be had. Luggage will be lost. Women wearing next to nothing will have the next removed in my head.But I'm still rolling out a show. Please enjoy this show because I'm freaking exhausted after doing two shows in a week... seriously... enjoy it. Show Notes We open up with our ongoing bit for today's show, a piece about a very creepy hypnotist Daryl and Kuma from The PodDog Show start off the show for us Christian Haunton tells another one of his archeology stories, this one about certain cultural differences between midwest farmgirls and arab lifeguards Then we play Jonathan Coulton's song "Skullcrusher Mountain" Chris Wiig tells us why if you have a love of Kansas City style BBQ you should never, under any circumstances, go to North Carolina After that we have a story from Sean Roberts about the group "Sled Club" we created in our youth, and the death defying slopes we tackled Laurence Simon from the 100 Word Stories podcast gives us his contract rider for what we need to do to get him on our show Finally Jonathan Coulton serenades us to bed with the song "Till the Money Comes" Wedding plans, thanks and a great promo for "Come Let Me Whisper" end the show for us! Music Jonathan Coulton "Skullcrusher Mountain" "Till the Money Comes" Gabardine Swing "Beyond the Sea" "Straighten Up and Fly Right" Comments[13] |
Thu, 3 August 2006 I'd like to throw a shout out to Mark from the Tartan Podcast and the listeners of said podcast for their support of the show. All you lads and lasses can crash on my couch whenever you want! I'm really looking to get some audio comments on the show, so if you've got a little time, throw me an audio comment at 1-206-666-6100! Show Notes Our running bit this show, and the one the episode is named after, deals with a chimp named Ping Pong who is taught sign language at the world's peril Random from Sturgeon's Law starts off the show for us Our first song is "When the President Talks to God" by Omaha natives Bright Eyes Gather round the fire for a ghost story by Come Let Me Whisper writer Russel L. Burt entitled "The Power of Will and Steam" We welcome back Shaun Housh with the story "The Last Call" Next, a rocking cover of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" by Omaha band Grasshopper Takeover We wrap up with some info about my vacation and a promo from a rocking podcast called "Bucket" Music: Gabardine Swing "Pick Yourself Up" "Beyond the Sea" Bright Eyes "When the President Talks to God" From the Podsafe Music Network Grasshopper Takeover "Baby Got Back" On another note, I want to say I had a blast at the Nebraska Podcasters Meet up at the Fuse in Millard. So Mikey (Public Nuisance Radio), Corby (The Twisted Pickle), Neil and Lynn (Borderline) this show is dedicated to you all, who allowed me to come out in public with wolverine hair. Comments[18] |
Fri, 28 July 2006 Want to know what these pictures mean? Your going to have to listen to our newest Podcast! Joshua Grosvent is the musical guest!Call our Comment Line at 206-666-6100! Show Notes We start with a message from our new candy sponsor Jimble Jamble! Then Digger and Pootz from the Digger's Story Podcast start off the show for us. We then play Joshua Grosvent's song "NYU Girls Wouldn't Talk to Me if I Was on Fire and Had a Bag of Money" Finally, in our story this week, Nathan Perilo explains how 5 bottles of wine and an bad tire iron can cause quite a few stares when traveling in France! We close out with a promo for King Bonk's Campfire! Music: Gaberdine Swing "Fly Me To the Moon" "Beyond the Sea" Joshua Grosvent "NYU Girls Wouldn't Talk to Me if I Was on Fire and Had a Bag of Money" Comments[205] |
Fri, 21 July 2006 7/22/06 If your download is skipping around you may need to delete and redownload the episode. I've got a confession. I sat down to an interview recently and decided that I am stone raving crazy, or at least was when I was ten. Two attemped murders, a self immolation and more! Deirdre Flint is the musical artist. Show Notes Twilight of Twilight and Thebes starts us off in style Deirdre Flint kicks off our school spirit with the song "Cheerleader" Sean Roberts talks about our secret superhero society, and my attempt to murder a friend in tepid blood Mignon Fogerty from Absolute Science rants a little for us about Arizona's strange theories about what makes a house energy efficient Sean Roberts again, this time talking about how he lit me on fire Deirdre Flint talks about every girls secret wish, with the song "The Boob Fairy" This time Will is trying to kill Sean in the Story, Sean Roberts again King Bonk from King Bonk's Campfire shares one of his great stories with us, this one about a reporter and the perils of foreign names Comments (1-206-666-6100), Homework, and we close out with a promo for the great podiobook "7th Son: Book 1 Descent" by JC Hutchins Music on Today's Show Gaberdine Swing "It Don't Mean a Thing if it Ain't Got that Swing" "Beyond the Sea" Golden Pasttime "Beginning" (from the Podsafe Music Network) Deirdre Flint "Cheerleader" "The Boob Fairy" Comments[17] |
Fri, 14 July 2006 Welcome to the next show ever of the Smart Bomb Radio podcast! This week we've got comedy, poetry, and satire, and that's just from Will!Thanks to Digger from Digger's Stories for the sweet graphics for today's show! Call us on our comment line at 206-666-6100 Show Notes Will introduces us to the only candidate endorsed by Smart Bomb Radio The boys at All Axis Radio start the show in style We have the song "Geeks in Love" by Lemon Demon "What Happens in Rochester, Stays in Rochester" Chris Wiig recounts the worst day of his cursed tour of Treasure Island "The Suitcase" Will, with some editing help from his lovely fiancee Robin Dahlke, recites a poem that teaches a little lesson in sharing We have another song from Lemon Demon, "I've Got Some Falling to Do" Because of equal time laws, we are required to run a commercial against Smart Bomb Radio's endorsed candidate "Extreme Archeology" Long time Smart Bomber Christian Haunton shares another one of his terrific archeology anicdotes "Messages from the Bridge" Will shares his Newheart-esque audition for the Planet Retcon Radio podcast with a story about a starship captain who might be very similar to your boss We wind it down with listener comments, contact information and a great promo for Planet Retcon Radio We'd love to get your comments on the show, especially on our voicemail line! Music on Today's Show: Gabardine Swing: "It Don't Mean a Thing if it Ain't Got that Swing" - Our Intro Music "Beyond the Sea" - Our Outro Music LucyTuned Lullabies "Duermete Nino Columbian Lullaby" (used in "The Suitcase") LucyTuned Lullabies comes to us from the Podsafe Music Network Lemon Demon "I've Got Some Falling to Do" "Geeks in Love" Tessa McDonald "Moonlight Sonata" (used in "Going Negative") Tessa comes to us from Garage Band.com Comments[52] |
Thu, 6 July 2006 Welcome one and all to show #4 of Smart Bomb Radio! We got
some great music, some even greater stories and finally some comments! Give us a call on our brand new comment line at 1-206-666-6100!
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Thu, 29 June 2006 Moving right along, we arrive at show #3 of Smart Bomb Radio! Remember, you can subscribe to us through iTunes!On This Show: First we hear a song from Omaha Rapper Cumalus as a little appetizer. Then for the main course, a story from Christian Haunton about taking a photograph that ended up on the cover of the magazine Biblical Archeology Review and caused a slew of angry letters about the young woman pictured. Take a look at the photo above and then give it a listen! This show features the following music: Cumalus: "Long Time Coming" Gaberdine Swing: "Jumpin with Symphony Sid" Our Intro "Fly Me to the Moon" "Beyond the Sea" Our Outro Join the Smart Bomb Radio MySpace Page at www.myspace.com/smartbombradio to get notified when new shows come out! You can win a $25 Gift Certificate from Gift Certificates.com on July 8th if your on our friends list! ![]() Comments[18] |
Fri, 23 June 2006 On This Show: Ex-professional children's theater actor Chris Wiig shares a couple stories about a cursed tour of Treasure Island where everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. The two stories from Chris are on this show "A Man of Many Goats" and "The Three Deaths of Israel Hands." Also a short comedy essay by Will Ross entitled "If I Won the Lottery." This show features the following music: Gaberdine Swing: "Jumpin with Symphony Sid" Our Intro "Pick Yourself Up" "Beyond the Sea" Our Outro Comments[18] |
Fri, 16 June 2006 Join the Smart Bomb Radio MySpace page at www.myspace.com/smartbombradio to get a notification when new shows are posted! Introducing the debut episode of "Smart Bomb Radio," a talk and storytelling program produced by Will Ross. This episode runs 14 minutes. If you'd like to be on the show, read the post "How to get on the show." Comments[18] |
I'm on a cruise right now. The air is warm, the drinks are cold, and my pasty, midwestern skin is burning like a strip of bacon on a sizzling frying pan. Adventures will be had. Luggage will be lost. Women wearing next to nothing will have the next removed in my head.
Want to know what these pictures mean? Your going to have to listen to our newest Podcast!
Welcome to the next show ever of the Smart Bomb Radio podcast! This week we've got comedy, poetry, and satire, and that's just from Will!
Moving right along, we arrive at show #3 of Smart Bomb Radio! Remember, you can subscribe to us through iTunes!

